For every shirt purchased, you donate 8% to Cook Children's Health Foundation.
This work of parody is not affiliated with, endorsed, or sponsored by any known entity.
• 90% combed ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
SIZE GUIDE
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Fulfilled on-demand by a third party, shipping costs dependent upon third party's rates. Please double check size before ordering. All sales final.